How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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