If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Your time.

knock knock Come in!!!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

acualy is dolan

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

An English man walks into a pub.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

1 + 1 = 3

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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