- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Davey Peterson.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Heartlight

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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MOAR??

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)