- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why did the book disappear?

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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