Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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John Stamos.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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