Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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