Are you Drew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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modern love

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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religion.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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