Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Potassium? K.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Breast cancer.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Worst joke ever

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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