You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

WNBA

Why did the man die? He got shot!

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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