- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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