Davey Peterson.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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