A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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