A cat playing laser tag.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did I get raped

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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2 Penises

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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