Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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