Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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hipsters

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Error 37.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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I Have a Black Friend

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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