- Anti Joke

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Mitt Romney.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler