- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Kelly Clarkson

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Penis

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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