- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

An asian without a future.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Your Mom.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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