Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

girls lacrosse

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Flop dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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