What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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whats long and green? weed

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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