Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Psychics.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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