What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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This one sucks!

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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