Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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