Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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My life :(

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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my shift key is broken1

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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