Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Fiats

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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