What's black and white and red all over? Colors

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Anti Joke

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