- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Womens rights.

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