What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Dogs in my home.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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