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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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