Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Black People

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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womens rights to vote

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Hearpin my durp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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