Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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THE GAME

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The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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