- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

YOU

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

this is not an anti joke

you just contradicted yourself.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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