- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Knock knock. Racism.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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