What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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women's rights

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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