Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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