A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Ham sandwich

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

chirs

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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