- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Your time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

womens rights.

A Frenchman stays and fights

These Jokes suck.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Womens' Rights

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.