- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's funnier than 68 69

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Melbourne Football Club.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Gorden Brown.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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