A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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