Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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this girl died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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