Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Catholicism.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Anti Joke

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