- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Woman Rights

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

I tell an anti joke!.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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