What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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