You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

knock knock get lost!

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Bean.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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