- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

I saw a shovel once.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

whats brown and sticky? shit

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

I'm off to my tank guys!

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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