- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Your mama's so fat.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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