Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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