Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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