What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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I am a n1gger.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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im black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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An atheist walks into a church

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