- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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